Wednesday 5 October 2011

Laughable

To: Work
From: Awesome Amy
Subject: Can't come into work today

Hello (insert name here),
*cough cough* I'm sorry I can't come into work today, *cough cough* I very sick and *cough cough* don't feel very well. *cough cough* I should be able to come back the day after tomorrow. *cough cough* Hopefully you can *cough cough* manage without me. *cough cough*
From Awesome Amy. *cough*

The new form of ringing in sick to work when you don't want to go. Instead of fake coughing over the phone you can save your voice and throat and fake cough over e-mail instead. *cough cough*

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